Osama Bin Laden

Was he really killed by the American embassy? Or was he paid off?

Has he always been against America or is this a publicity stunt?

My word - The rumors and theories floating around are interesting...

Personally I believe he is now happily living on some private island. Possibly with Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse and Elvis... (Isn't that where all the famous people go when the fake their deaths?)

It must have been really tricky living in a fortress worrying about when Americans will finally track you down and kill you - I'd be easier to make a deal and disappear forever, But then again - Would good old Obama let that happen?

Now that's impressive!

Next thing every one's thinking is: "America's secretly plotting against the world!? Oh gosh - WW3!!"

(Replace gosh in that sentence with another expressive word of choice to personalize your anguish if you wish - I'd go with the f word.... NO! Not that one! I meant fiddle sticks!....)

Besides war is far too expensive and quite frankly a lot of countries are in-debt as it stands (Especially America with it's fingers in the oil resource pie)

War happens when 3 things are at stake
1.) Disposable income
2.) Lack of valuable resources
3.) Some idiot decides they want to rule the world (I.e The all powerful Hitler)

Back to the theories of Bin Ladens' killing.... There are so many... 

They include the following:

- "Bush had the body frozen for Obama to use b/c they are both part of the NEW WORLD ORDER"

- "Bin Laden was killed by one of his guards and not by the Seals when the assault party landed. He had one bullet hole on the head and one on the chest . The scene of the assault shown in the media  looked  more like a murder scene and not a battle field  The Seals just stole the credit."

- "Osama Bin Laden has never existed. I have reason to think that because there are no proofs of his arresting by CIA agents, and even a REAL foto about his death. So it can presumably theorized the fact that he never existed. Today inventing an identity is very easy."

Rap News has all the greatest ;) 

- "My thoughts are that they actually did raid the compound, and Bin Laden was there, but he was captured and taken by the Seals to a remote location (like Gitmo) where they can use "enhanced interrogation techniques" on him to gain intel on Al Quaida..."

- "Well I reckon that OBL is now happily living in West Point, on the Hudson River about 50 miles north of New York. Now he's thinking about what on earth to do with this $25 million he's got sitting in his American Express Bank Account."

And my personal favorite:

- "Bin Laden is actually a rabbit and he was invited to Obamas Tea Party..." 

The theories are brilliant - creative and original... Go google for more... and why stick to Obama - there are plenty obnoxious theorists writing about many different people - try Amy Winehouse, General Gaddafi, Hitler etc etc (Basically any dead famous/infamous person) 

Now for some dear-blank please-blank on Osama 

 Dear Gaddafi,

Don't press the "Get Current Location" on your iPhone. Been there, done that.

Sincerely, Osama Bin Laden.

___________________________________________________

Dear girl sitting next to me in history class,

No, Obama and Osama are NOT the same person.

Sincerely, just shoot me now.

__________________________________________

Dear Osama,

Should've worn stripes...

Sincerely, Waldo.

Inevitably it's no fun to be hunted down by America.... 

But I must say - It's pretty cool to be on the 10 most infamous criminals list according to the Forbes "10 most wanted" list...

Oh politics, hypocrites and theorists - you are very entertaining... 

And that's Me for this week (Gotta go study AD Maths and Biology for Thursday) :O 

Catch you on the fun side...

Dakx OUT ;) 

Bieber FEAVER!

Justin Drew Bieber was born on the 4th of March 1994. He is a Canadia RnB and Pop singer and actor. He was discovered in 2008 by Scooter Braun, who came across Bieber's videos on YouTube and later became his manager. Braun arranged for him to meet with Usher in Atlanta, Georgia, and Bieber was soon signed to Raymond Braun Media Group (RBMG), a joint venture between Braun and Usher,and then to a recording contract with Island Recordsoffered by L.A. Reid. His debut single, "One Time", released worldwide in 2009, peaked in the top ten in Canadaand charted in the top thirty in several international markets. His debut release, My World, followed on November 17, 2009, and was eventually certified platinum in the United States. He became the first artist to have seven songs from a debut album chart on the Billboard Hot 100.

Bieber's first full studio release, My World,was released on March 23, 2010 and has since received similar success; it debuted at number one and within the top ten of several countries, and was certified platinum in the United States. It was preceded by the worldwide top-ten single, "Baby", in January 2010. The music video of "Baby" is currently ranked as the most viewed and most discussed YouTube video, and was the most disliked until being overtaken by Rebecca Black's song "Friday".Bieber followed-up the release of his debut album with his first headlining tour, the My World Tour, the remix albums My Worlds Acoustic and Never Say Never – The Remixes, and the 3D biopic-concert film Justin Bieber: Never Say Never – which had an opening weekend gross that nearly matched the record for the biggest opening weekend for a concert-film.

Bieber has been nominated and award

numerous accolades over the past few years, winning Artist of the Year at the2010 American Music Awards, and being nominated for Best New Artist and Best Pop Vocal Album at the 53rd Grammy Awards, among others. Bieber is considered a teen idol, and has been subject to acclaim from fans, as well as criticism and controversy from matters concerning his popularity and image.

Don't know who Bieber is? Well u must be living under a rock :D

Now, do YOU have the Bieber Feaver too?? Let us know :D

Music is not a label

I listen to Metal. I work with Metal playing in the background too... I think it requires a great amount of skill and talent to play the guitar like some of my favorite metals artists do, in fact - I'm in awe of a few of them and they are my inspiration to learning to play guitar.

On the same note I am not a serial killer, depressed or a goth. I don't even wear eyeliner on a regular basis. However when I tell people I listen to Avenged Sevenfold they look at me with concern. Sure - there are extremists but most of those scary artists (Like slipknot) are actors too - behind the art of their music they live pretty decent lives and are civilized people.

SlipKnot - They scare me too - admit they're awesome though...

People tell me I listen to terrible noise that you can't even call music... If these people listened to decent music (Like Frank Sinatra, Billy Idol or the Beatles) I wouldn't be insulted, but then again anyone who listens to real music and is passionate about their music would understand anthers passion.

The Beatles 

Instead these are people who are claiming the latest Pop to be the only respectable modern music. Sure - for a period in my life I listened exclusively to the catchy dance and pop music - Some of it - Like Avril Lavigne and The The have a lot of really good songs (That i still have on my favorites playlist) but others (in my opinion) are a load of repetitive lyrics with no particular reason.

You may argue that dustup is nothing but random sound, as I argue pop is nothing but repetitive lyrics but again, Dubstep is an art as well. It requires a certain 'taste', but it has a lot of energy - If we compare Skrillex to Nicky Minaj, I'd want to side with Dubstep for it's obvious originality.

Even their name is cooler than Nicky Minaj

Pop has very little development in general - at least what I call the 'cheap pop' (music with no originality, no thought to the actual music and some person singing repetitive lyrics) It's the type of music that gets played so often you get over it after the first couple of weeks of its release.

An example of cheap pop... One of the worst cases...
if you are over 12 and listen to this... It's sad...

Music is something very subjective, in all honestly I listen to a vast variety of genres including house, jazz and Rock - Some of my very favorite include GoodLuck, Green day, Likin Park, Louis Armstrong, Goldfish and Simple plan (as well as the already mentioned Avenged Sevenfold) and many more.

Green day

Before you label someone because of the music they listen to - go do some research. Not only does it make good conversation and a great general knowledge basis, it's great fun.

You know they're also South African? So awesome! 

Dakz Out...