Osama Bin Laden

Was he really killed by the American embassy? Or was he paid off?

Has he always been against America or is this a publicity stunt?

My word - The rumors and theories floating around are interesting...

Personally I believe he is now happily living on some private island. Possibly with Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse and Elvis... (Isn't that where all the famous people go when the fake their deaths?)

It must have been really tricky living in a fortress worrying about when Americans will finally track you down and kill you - I'd be easier to make a deal and disappear forever, But then again - Would good old Obama let that happen?

Now that's impressive!

Next thing every one's thinking is: "America's secretly plotting against the world!? Oh gosh - WW3!!"

(Replace gosh in that sentence with another expressive word of choice to personalize your anguish if you wish - I'd go with the f word.... NO! Not that one! I meant fiddle sticks!....)

Besides war is far too expensive and quite frankly a lot of countries are in-debt as it stands (Especially America with it's fingers in the oil resource pie)

War happens when 3 things are at stake
1.) Disposable income
2.) Lack of valuable resources
3.) Some idiot decides they want to rule the world (I.e The all powerful Hitler)

Back to the theories of Bin Ladens' killing.... There are so many... 

They include the following:

- "Bush had the body frozen for Obama to use b/c they are both part of the NEW WORLD ORDER"

- "Bin Laden was killed by one of his guards and not by the Seals when the assault party landed. He had one bullet hole on the head and one on the chest . The scene of the assault shown in the media  looked  more like a murder scene and not a battle field  The Seals just stole the credit."

- "Osama Bin Laden has never existed. I have reason to think that because there are no proofs of his arresting by CIA agents, and even a REAL foto about his death. So it can presumably theorized the fact that he never existed. Today inventing an identity is very easy."

Rap News has all the greatest ;) 

- "My thoughts are that they actually did raid the compound, and Bin Laden was there, but he was captured and taken by the Seals to a remote location (like Gitmo) where they can use "enhanced interrogation techniques" on him to gain intel on Al Quaida..."

- "Well I reckon that OBL is now happily living in West Point, on the Hudson River about 50 miles north of New York. Now he's thinking about what on earth to do with this $25 million he's got sitting in his American Express Bank Account."

And my personal favorite:

- "Bin Laden is actually a rabbit and he was invited to Obamas Tea Party..." 

The theories are brilliant - creative and original... Go google for more... and why stick to Obama - there are plenty obnoxious theorists writing about many different people - try Amy Winehouse, General Gaddafi, Hitler etc etc (Basically any dead famous/infamous person) 

Now for some dear-blank please-blank on Osama 

 Dear Gaddafi,

Don't press the "Get Current Location" on your iPhone. Been there, done that.

Sincerely, Osama Bin Laden.

___________________________________________________

Dear girl sitting next to me in history class,

No, Obama and Osama are NOT the same person.

Sincerely, just shoot me now.

__________________________________________

Dear Osama,

Should've worn stripes...

Sincerely, Waldo.

Inevitably it's no fun to be hunted down by America.... 

But I must say - It's pretty cool to be on the 10 most infamous criminals list according to the Forbes "10 most wanted" list...

Oh politics, hypocrites and theorists - you are very entertaining... 

And that's Me for this week (Gotta go study AD Maths and Biology for Thursday) :O 

Catch you on the fun side...

Dakx OUT ;)